Can These 17 People Live?!?

This is a list of people whispering plaintively into the nothingness of the universe, “Can I live?!?

And it’s a simple enough request, sure. But will we — the Internet-based hive mind of U.S. society, whose thirst and appetite for human blood has become as insatiable as Audrey II‘s — let them?

Probably not.

  1. Kanye West.
  2. The dentist who killed that one lion.
  3. Zayn.
  4. Obama.
  5. Me.
  6. That Bachelorette who banged everybody (IDK her name but it starts with a K?).
  7. Gwyneth Paltrow.
  8. Prince George.
  9. Meek Mill.
  10. The guy who wanted everybody to leave Britney alone.
  11. Britney.
  12. Sad Keanu.
  13. Bristol Palin.
  14. John Travolta.
  15. Rita Ora.
  16. Rob Kardashian.
  17. The Hamburglar.

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4 responses to “Can These 17 People Live?!?

  1. Reblogged this on The Grape Ninja and commented:
    It’s obvious Zayn, Kanye West and Rob Kardashian ain’t gonna live.

  2. i love my life and my way

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